What the hell? My Little Master Chief? How odd. Maybe boys will be playing with My Little Ponies if this keeps up. Made by AnimeAmy, the Chief won her second place in a Custom Pony contest held in Kentucky. The miniature is made with Apoxie sculpting clay, with hand-sculpted assault rifle and was going for almost $60 when last we looked.

[eBay] VIA [Dvice]

A company called ANovelT aren’t afraid to make “Chocolate Party Hats” designed to be worn on your “other head” and “consumed” during oral sex. This product would seem to cater to both geeks and people who have sex. Which is an oxymoron. My guess is, they sold 2 so far. Both sales were to guys who have large comic book collections and are double jointed.

You can get a viking helmet and a cowboy hat AND they’re working on a CHOCOLATE MASTER CHIEF PENIS HELMET.

Just like that Master Chief becaomes Master-Bating Chief.

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This is slightly disturbing, but somehow I’m drawn to it. It’s a hybrid of Halo and Super Mario World. The bad guys from Halo have been reduced to being jumped on, shot, hit by bricks, and have generally become a laughing stock. Occasionally text comes on screen, letting you know how the final version may be different from this demo. Strangely, I want the full game.

And I want it so I can shoot Sonic. I don’t like Sonic all that much. Neither should you. Hedgehogs are not to be trusted.

[Geekologie]