Assuming it’s made of durable paper of course. This awesome papercraft version of the Millenium Falcon has a lot of nice detail. Hit the link for instructions.

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It would have been a whole different movie had Han Solo been put in one of these. Jabba would have been a butt-pirate and Slave Leia would have been completely willing to participate.

This Latex Vac-Bed is a bondage restraint that connects to a household vacuum cleaner. It immobilizes the individual between two layers of 14 gauge latex rubber by sucking out the air between the “sheets.” It will cost you pervs $640.

I’m assuming Bounty Huntrs will be using this until Carbonite freezing is a viable option.

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This is THE Millennium Falcon toy that never arrived when we were kids. They had everything else, but no good Millenium Falcon. The 2.5-foot Hasbro Star Wars Legacy Collection Millennium Falcon, is probably the most realistic Falcon toy you can buy. It’s got LEDs everywhere, sound, movable parts, and absolutely every detail imaginable. The detail on this thing is absolutely stunning my friends.

Rejoice fellow geeks…but not so loudly that your mother kicks you out of the basement.

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What could be better then a T-shirt depicting the Princess giving Han Solo a Hand job? Not much, I say. Unless you are Han on the receiving end. Good thing all she did was kiss Luke before finding out he was her brother. She is definitely a naughty girl.

This might be the best T-Shirt ever. It warms my geek heart and makes me wish that a young Carrie Fisher had done that to me. You can buy it for $18.

[Tshirthell] VIA [Fashionably Geek]