Who knew that Will Smith was such a cheap ass? It also seems that the rumors of him being a Scientologist are true.

According to the NY Daily News, Will Smith gave all the hard working people at his latest movie’s wrap party….

…a card good for a personality test at your local Scientology center. wtf Will? From now on I’m gonna refer to Scientology as “That cheap-ass church for the Hollywood elite.” Funny thing is, those tests are given free by the church anyway. The quiz is designed to convert people to the religion by identifying personality flaws that Scientology can fix right up for you.

Ain’t that a kick in brain-washed head? Scientology is the damn Amway of religion.

Soon, they’ll make a Mega-movie with Scientology money starring Smith, Cruise and Holmes and a bunch of other brain dead celluloid wet farts. It will be about 2 Scientology cops. One black and ready for retirement, one white and crazy. They have to convert Katie Holmes, but she doesn’t make it easy. Soon, they succumb to an uneasy love for each other through the church. It’s gritty, full of action, edge of your seat suspense, forbidden romance and yet somehow worse then the usual butt-numbing Hollywood crapulence.

L. Ron Hubbard Presents- Die-ntology: Die Harder

BTW, if that ever happens…shoot me.

[Celebrityrumors]

Here’s the trailer for the new Will Smith Super Hero flick that’s been making the rounds online. It looks sweet!!! Of course, I’m a sucker for unusual Super Hero movies. Looks like his character has plenty of attitude and the premise appears to be that he’s a washed up or possibly irresponsible hero trying to make a comeback.

I especially like the bit with the youtube video of him trying to save the beached whale by throwing it into the ocean and right into a sailboat.

Great stuff. Will Smith continues to be Hollywood gold. If this is half as good as it looks, I’m sure he’ll get a sequel or two out of it. It’s set to debut July 2nd.

Enjoy.