HASBRO RELEASE HULK OPERATION GAME SOON. HULK MAD AS HELL THAT THEY TAKE A KIDNEY OR SPLEEN. YOU TAKE HULK’S SPLEEN, HULK BREAK YOU IN HALF AND CLEANSE YOUR COLON WITH YOUR SPINE. GAME MAKE HULK LOOK BAD! ACTUALLY… SHORTS MAKE HULK LOOK BAD!

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That sounds like a sexual reference in a Heavy Metal song, minus the Hasbro part.

I first told you about Hasbro’s new line of Mighty Muggs toys last week. Well, Hasbro sent me a cool sample of none other then Spidey’s arch-rival Venom in Mighty Mugg form. I want to pass it on to a lucky reader.

Comment below before midnight on March 31st, for your chance to win him. Funniest comment wins! I want to hear some Mighty Muggs inspired comedy. Contest is open to anyone in the U.S.

These things are freakish and at the same time freakishly awesome, so it should be easy to make us laugh.
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So am I, but that’s both a blessing and a curse. This new series of 6 inch toys by Hasbro, on the other hand, is totally cool. They come in Star Wars and Marvel characters and even Indiana Jones versions. Some of my favorites are Venom, Iron Man, Darth Maul and the Stormtrooper.

They are just plain cute and cuddly, but they also look like they could turn evil in a pinch too.

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