Here’s something that might come in handy in your everyday nerd life. A knit hat that will give you Princess Leia buns on the side of your head.

Whether you want to spice up your sex life with some dress up or just use it for your one-man Star Wars show where you dress up as every character and dance on stage. Hey, I ain’t judging.

Designed by ansleybleu on Etsy, they’re only selling the pattern that shows how to knit one yourself and not the actual hat itself. It’s sold out, but it’s a pattern, so I’m sure they’ll have more.

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Johnny Depp is playing 1930’s bank robber John Dillinger for his upcoming movie Public Enemies. He was shooting on location in Wisconsin in April when a local boy Jack Taylor saw him on the set, and he liked Depp/Dillinger’s hat.

Depp said Taylor could have the hat once the movie was finished. So last week Depp delivered the hat to him.

My respect just went up for this sort of metro-sexual who stars in every damned Tim Burton flick ever made.

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Are you a dork? Did you grow up with the classic NES? Not afraid to be seen in this thing? You are a better geek then I…

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A company called ANovelT aren’t afraid to make “Chocolate Party Hats” designed to be worn on your “other head” and “consumed” during oral sex. This product would seem to cater to both geeks and people who have sex. Which is an oxymoron. My guess is, they sold 2 so far. Both sales were to guys who have large comic book collections and are double jointed.

You can get a viking helmet and a cowboy hat AND they’re working on a CHOCOLATE MASTER CHIEF PENIS HELMET.

Just like that Master Chief becaomes Master-Bating Chief.

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