The Star Wars Golf Head Covers are available in three adorably fuzzy versions: Yoda, Darth Vader, and Chewbacca. They will get you laughed off the Golf course for sure. I’m not there to physically stop you, but you know damn well that these aren’t for your man-stick. Girls don’t think that’s cute.

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This here pic has probably been in some of your fantasies. I’m not sure if she just sneezed after giving head or what, but she’s a disgusting creature.

Lindsay Lohan came out with her “6126″ line of leggings to honor legendary actress Marilyn Monroe, but the one kind seems to be made for blowjobs. The ones pictured on the left feature knee pads and are called “Mr. President” because Marilyn blew JFK.

That Lindsay sure is a class act. I’d like to see a demo of these leggings in action. The slogan should be, “These leggings protect your knees, not your tonsils.”

You’ve probably seen the cool real-life Mario by Pixeloo that’s been all over the web this week. Now they’ve done a Homer version.

This one was a bit more difficult in that i wanted the light to come in mainly from one side with a bit of back light. So all my reference had to be lit from one side. For textures i needed but didn’t have this lighting situation, i had to darken or light a bit to give the same effect.

Head over to Pixeloo to view a larger version of the “real” Homer Simpson.

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I first found out about this thing when my wife very innocently asked if she could photocopy my head. She said it was for some sort of art project. Hell, when she’s busy she’s quiet. That leaves me free to get my fill of porn and talk to some hot nerd chicks online. So I was game.

Next thing I know she’s got my face on a wood head. I asked what the slots on top were for and to my horror, she showed me. I don’t remember much after the first kick to the balls, but I woke up soon after tied, and gagged with a nintendo wiimote duct taped to my mouth.

Needless to say, I’m very on edge.

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