Here’s Heidi dressed up as an Officer of the law. A sexy officer of the law. One that might beat you and push you into a chair. Then make you watch as she strips. Yeah, that kind.

Yesterday we told you about Heidi’s new video. Well here it is. Heidi Montag’s video for “Overdosin’”. I’m not gonna lie, I watched it with the sound turned off and fought the urge to claw out my own eyes. Then I remembered the old Olivia Newton John video from my youth and got turned on, so I looked Olivia up on the internets and nearly clawed my eyes out again since shes so damn old and all. Which makes me old. So then I decided to watch the rest of the Montag video and had to call poison control twice to induce vomiting.

This video may be worse than listening to her sing the actual song. I’m conflicted. Do I puke our rub one out nostalgically while thinking back to Jane Fonda workout videos?

Update: I’ve decided there’s no reason I can’t do both while blogging from a coffee shop and that’s probably why this douchebag is asking me to leave.

Update 2: Handcuffs really fucking hurt and I would have pulled my pants up and left. I was just waiting for my boner to go down first. These jeans are tight. This ass doesn’t just look like this on it’s own. Fucking Heidi Montag gets me in all sorts of trouble.