Apparently, it’s that time of the year again where Hayden Panettiere saves the whales. She took part in the “Save the Whales Again” rally in Washington D.C. on Saturday where everyone laid down to form a giant outline of a whale for an aerial pic.

Word is she will be be meeting with Rosanne Barr, Oprah, and some other whales to see how she can help.

Jesus Christ! WTF. That honker is so freaking huge the dude has to be hiding a camera in that thing, filming the kiss super up close like that awesome vintage swedish porn stuff. Look at the way he’s grabbing her. Like he’s pulling her in closer to slurp her up with his Howard Stern implant. It’s a mammoth nose. The kind of nose that occasionally throughout history has saved the Jewish people while walking through deserts and such.

Ok, this is weird. Not what I expected at all. She celebrated her 19th birthday by wearing a dunce cap and a “Rockstar” chain. Yeah, I’m a little disappointed. I just expected her to be hotter. Of course it could be that I need another viagra. I’ve needed the magic pill ever since I saw a naked pic of Amy Winehouse that wrecked my dick forever.

Sweet fucking Heroes show! Aside from needing a boob transfusion, she’s looking pretty hot.

That’s about all I have to say. She’s smoking hot. This beats the stalker pics I took last year from her bushes…of her bush.

Ali Larter is looking hot as usual in the new issue of Allure. She stars in Heroes and in fantasies everywhere.

Hayden is literally locked and loaded as she shoots a gun in a scene for Heroes, in Los Angeles on Saturday. She looks good with dark hair. Click through for Heroes spoilers.
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I think Hayden just got hotter with this story. She went and told the UK edition of Glamour magazine about her experimental ways … You know, kissing other girls. I’d be willing to help save the whales if she did that in front of me. And by in front of me, I mean in bed, dressed as Princess Zelda and Peach…

“It’s great to be single. It’s great to have boyfriends… or girlfriends. There are occasions when you kiss your best friend growing up, having fun and just goofing about. Like perfecting your technique!”

Here she is in the pic above trying out her technique.

[The Hollywood Gossip]

If you’re looking for a way to get your Heroes fix while the writer’s strike continues, check out these upcoming Action Figures based on the show.

Sylar looks like a Vulcan(Granted, he has a sort of neanderthal quality in real life), Claire looks like a transsexual or aged Truck Stop waitress, and Hiro appears to be an Asian Harry Potter. Yeah, they could be a bit more accurately detailed, but what do you want from a product rushed to market for geek consumption?

The good news is that these are all prototypes, so they may get better.

What better way to play out the show the way YOU want it. Once these hit the market, you’ll have the Claire figure humping Sylar in no time, while Hiro watches and then suddenly takes Peter in his arms. Cuz I know how you are.

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When they first met onscreen, it seemed they might end up together on the hit NBC show. Then we found out that their characters were related, so there would be no on-screen romance. Well, now it seems that they are in fact an item off-screen.

Having previously denied a relationship, the two Heroes stars are now considered an item.

“Hayden’s mom adores Milo. She thinks he’s so cute,” a family friend tells PEOPLE. “She tells her friends that he’s her boyfriend. She’s very proud.”

In December, Ventimiglia hung out with the entire Panettiere family, even meeting her grandparents. He seemed to get along with the whole clan.

You realize what this means right? When she’s not out cleaning up the environment or trying to save dolphins, this is the guy she will be humping. Milo, you are one lucky dog.

[People]