Naomi Campbell got so drunk in Italy earlier this week that she fell down like a rag doll. Whatever. Her agent came up with the lamest excuse ever:

“It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.”

Yeah, a trust game. Like, when I fall down piss drunk, I trust you won’t sell this shit to the tabloids.