Dude, I could so chow down on some tuna right now. I got smoke coming out of my bong-hole. Whoa…I’m like seeing an owl Jedi spirit from the comfort of my Lazy-Boy.

It would take some serious bong hits to make most men get a tattoo like this one. What is AKH? I’m guessing that was the only sound that came out of the guy’s mouth as he lay passed out on the tattoo chair, so the other dude just put it on top.

[Gekologie]

Dude…*cough cough* I’m gonna like totally nail Smurfette tonight. So hungry. Mouth so dry. How’d I get in the Indian outfit? At least I didn’t get violated by Gargamel again. Dude, I’m so baked.

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Let me know, because I’d rather be looking at that then clawing my eyes out after seeing this pic. Jesus, this Medusa is always catching me off guard. It’s getting to the point where I’m gonna have to tattoo the words HOLY FUCK and I’M BLIND on my eyelids. That way, when I see this kind of sight, I can shut my eyes tight and at the same time, warn anyone looking my way that I just saw something that made me sick to my soul.

Really Amy. Is that fucking toilet paper on your head?? Nice bald spot btw. Do all drug addicts look like Keith Richards or just her?

The internet should really warn you when you’re about to encounter this sort of carnage. Thank Christ I didn’t see her lower regions.

Well kids, if you’re gonna smoke the chronic, this will have you seeing UFO’s before you even start. Before too long, you’ll see little green men soon after too. Only $16.80.

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Or so it would seem… A week after getting caught smoking a doobie in a London park, our favorite freak of nature Amy Winehouse took to the streets on Tuesday night and eyewitnesses snapped some photos of the creature.

She is no longer just a train wreck. This is like a 747 hitting a schoolbus at a stoplight. Just look at that glazed look as she communicates with another realm. Frankly I’m surprised the shirt is as white as it is. Even her hair is like wtf? and almost looks like a question mark near her necklace. I’m pretty sure anybody with standards low enough could just walk right up to her and do her for about 15 minutes, then send her on her way and she’d be none the wiser as she goes about her business of mumbling and stumbling.

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