Hannah Montana Double Feature: Plan To Off Her Foiled/Acts Like A Skank
January 28th, 2008

Celebuspawn
Im no fan of the jailbait celebuspawn of Billy Ray Cyrus, and apparently I’m not alone. A 16-year-old boy was arrested for planning to hijack a plane and crash it into a Hannah Montana concert.

Well, that’s a bit extreme.

The FBI said, “His stated intent was to hijack the airplane and commit suicide. He did indicate he intended to die in Louisiana. It appears he had a ticket to Louisiana.”

In his bag they found handcuffs, duct tape and yarn. Sounds like some sort of crafter with a kinky side if you ask me.

Now onto our second feature. Grab the popcorn and take a potty break. Are you back? Good.

The celebuspawn and Disney star had some racy pics leaked online. The 15-year-old is seen here in a provocative pose in her underwear.

Is that any way for a 15 year old to act? Billy Ray better adjust his mullet and keep a closer eye on this skank in training.

It must be something in the Disneyland water. Jesus.

[Damnimcute]

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