Ever wonder how some of the classic pieces of art would look if you added celebrities to them? These works of art have been digitally retouched and given a Hollywood makeover with stars like Natalie Portman, Julia Roberts, Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie, Elvis Presley and others.

Somehow they just leave me feeling strangely disturbed. Though I do like the Angelina Jolie. More below.
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According to the Hollywood Reporter, the time has come to treat movie audiences to another dose of Killer Tomatoes. No word on plot yet, but it will obviously be about Tomatoes attacking.

To the writer/director:

I want to see T-shirts stuffed with big boobs get drenched in tomatoe juice as women slip and slide and run for their lives. During said scene, they might also be pelted with small gushy exploding tomatoes. Oh, and I would like to see the bustiest actress you have chomped by a giant tomatoe and disappear. Then after she struggles inside, she can burst out of the top, all wet and juicy, only to find out the tomatoe ate her top.

Thank you Santa,

Conner

P.S. If you can get a truckload of tomatoes to come alive and crash into the Pussycat Dolls, thereby giving them superhuman powers, that only work when they are wet, that would be awesome.

[Hollywood Reporter]

Don’t get enough of your celebrity fix from us? Don’t like the way the story unfolded between Britney and the Paparazzi in real life? Recreate the encounter they way you wanted it to go down with The Paparazzi Play Set.

Yes it’s creepy to play with your little celebrity chasing figures, but damnit, you just have to catch TomKat coming out of that movie opening.

Comes complete with nine vinyl paparazzi and a cardboard “velvet” rope. Re-enact scenes from E! News as they are happening. All for $14.95.

But don’t forget, there’s an outside world out there. Maybe you can experience some of it after you finish that fan letter and clean up that pile of glue and magazines with all the letters cut out.

[Nerd Approved]