I’ve been watching my step ever since the Knife-Block Head incident. Which is why I was not a bit surprised when the wife comes home with a new knife block, with a figure of my likeness all tied up and bound. She’s been amusing herself by twirling the damn thing and throwing the knives, in order to put them away. The little guy remains fine, but our walls have become the new knife holder.

Update: She’s out in the garage making a full scale wood replica of this knife holder.

Update # 2: She’s nearly done. When last I looked she had drawn a body outline in the center that reads “Conner tied here.”

Update # 3: My bags are packed and I’m blogging on the run. Jesus, you make one unreasonable demand involving her sister and a goat and you have to pay for it forever.

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Just in case your home isn’t quite full of retro video game awesomeness, a UK product designer by the name of Soner Ozenc has created this Tetris Mirror.

And let’s face it, unlike me, some of you out there are pretty fugly. A mirror comprised of thirteen interlocking mirrored acrylic panels, might make you look better. Or at least turn your face into many separate parts like a funhouse mirror.

It can be arranged on your wall to form a rectangle, or displayed broken apart as individual puzzle blocks. It would be awesome if it had a high score on top based on who is the most good looking. You know, if your household is competitive AND conceited.

[Technabob]