Damn! I just got more wood then an Amish house building party!

Thing is, this picture is disturbing. It’s so trashy and hooker-like. And so unlike Kelly Ripa. Damn Kelly, you’re a mom.(Like 5 times over I think) Poor kids. This looks like a picture out of that hooker catalog I’ve been putting together for my new popTheraHump business proposal.

[thehollywoodgossip]

Another Heather Mills scandal. Reportedly, an ex-colleague of Mills has come forward to announce that the she was once a high-priced prostitute. I find this hard to believe, mostly because I wouldn’t touch her with Paul McCartney’s wang.

Denise Hewitt claims that she and Mills worked together as $20,000-a-night call girls, and somehow kept it a secret.

“We went into high class prostitution behind closed doors and nobody knew about it. They were the big fish and there were a couple of others that were classed as Heather’s sugar daddies.”

[celebrity-gossip]