Jessica Simpson is feeling a ton better after being hospitalized with a kidney infection. As you can see they couldn’t do anything about her somewhat manly bone structure. She can now go back to assaulting our ears full time.

Look at that goofy look on her mouth. Like a sex doll that had a lip repair.

[AOL]

Law enforcement sources have apparently told TMZ that an L.A. County Superior Court judge has signed a “5150,” meaning Britney Spears is on a three-day psychiatric hold at the UCLA Medical Center.

There is a “good possibility” that it could be extended to 14 days. They also learned there have been several attempts to get Britney on a 5150. Britney’s lawyers, Anne Kiley and Tara Scott, had just secured a new psychiatrist last week and he’s the one who triggered the 5150 last night.

Britney’s mother, father and brother have been working with the LAPD for weeks in order to get her psychiatric care. Now there’s a fight between Britney’s family and Sam Lutfi over who will make medical decisions, however, that fight is now put on hold because the judge has to make that call.

Stay tuned on this one. She’s either going to straighten out/get healthy or continue her downward spiral.

[TMZ]

The sad trainwreck that is Britney came to a grinding halt last night after a stand-off with police.

After a 3 hour custodial dispute, Britney refused to hand over her two sons to that rapping wonder known as K-Fed. The stand-off included six police cars, an ambulance, a fire truck, and of course the mandatory media helicopters. Video here.

Officers showed up at Britney’s home, and she was eventually carried out to a waiting ambulance. One officer noted that she was under the influence of an unknown substance. Eventually, they took Britney to the Cedars Medical Center for psychiatric evaluation.

She’s under a 5150 hold, which per the medical code is used, “when any person, as a result of mental disorder, is a danger to others, or to himself or herself, or gravely disabled.”

Apparently her son, Sean Preston, was rushed to an emergency room as well. Let’s hope the kid at least is alright.

It’s all part of Britney’s sad downfall. Let’s face it, she never had much of a childhood before fame was thrust upon her. And now she has kids of her own who are sure to be affected.

She needs to get her shit together. Britney, like all the rest make ungodly money. Why can they not just get the hell out of Lala land, clean up and be a valuable member of society. Is being in the spotlight more important then your kids?

I mean, for awhile there we really enjoyed you getting on stage and shaking your ass, but it’s time to move on babe.

Why am I always the one who has to school you Hollywood freaks about common sense?

[TrendHunter]

According to Access Hollywood, Kate Beckinsale was treated at a Memphis-area hospital over the weekend. She went to the hospital on Sunday after experiencing some numbness in her left arm and leg. She had been concerned as it had lasted for a few days, but she was not in any pain.

Doctors determined that the problem was likely exhaustion and said she had not been taking her medication.(Wonder what that’s for).

But when Access Hollywood asked about it, a rep for the British actress said the reason that she had gone to the hospital was to accompany her assistant who had sprained her ankle.

Uhhh. Ok. Something’s not adding up here.

Such is Stardom. The only thing we know for sure is that she looks damn good on Screen. So, take your meds kate. I’m selfish and want to see more of you on screen.

[MSNBC]