Set geek erections to Warp 10. I thought the Star Trek corset looked hot when we first saw them in February, but check out this pic of them in action.

I’m not sure what planet they are on, but phasers are set to HOT! I’m gonna find out which ship has all of these babes and enlist in Starfleet. The red-corset girl doesn’t even care that she won’t be coming back, she will make dying look good.

[etsy]

I have a whole new appreciation of Stormtroopers after seeing this sexy Stormtroopers list. Who knew they were so sexy underneath all that armor? It has me thinking about signing up for the Imperial fleet. Some are questionable however. Hit the link for more sexy pics.

[Geekologie]

Is that hot or what? Megan Fox playing Guitar Hero. What the hell is wrong with that kid in the background? He;s playing his frakkin DS instead of looking at Megan Fox’s smoking ass. That kid has issues I tell ya.

All we really know is that this is a hot pic. We have no other info. And yet that is enough. My day is complete now.

[ToplessRobot]

I knew there was a heaven. And those are angels.

[albotas]

Victoria’s Secret Angel Marisa Miller did a bikini photo-shoot for the latest issue of Complex magazine. Does this make you say OMG like a little schoolgirl? Wait until you see the video of the shoot below.
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Check out Faith Hill on the cover of Shape. She’s married to some country singing hillbilly. No, not Miley Cyrus’ dad. I’m pretty sure he’s married to another dude. Anyway, she’s got a rocking body that’s been airbrushed more then a fucking velvet elvis in a Graceland gift shop.

Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown modeling the Ultimo Autumn/Winter lingerie line. The words “Holy Fuck” come to mind. he’s sporting some interesting tramp stamps/Skank markings. I may have to spank her for that. She clearly needs discipline.

I should probably calm down. Too many quarts of rum while blogging impairs my senses. Does she really look that good? Or is this like the time I brought that fat girl home because she claimed to be Lindsay Lohan? That was a fuck of a night. I don’t think anything happened. I came too and she was eating a two pound chunk of bacon she pulled from her moo-moo (she called it lingerie). I got rid of her by rubbing chicken grease from the bedroom floor to the door. Then I propped the front door open and as soon as she got the scent, she bent down to have a lick. Then it was just a matter of kicking her in the ass and watching her slide onto the lawn. Good times.

No word on if she found any butt nuggets or not. If you have that much trouble finding your freaking fishnet, maybe you shouldn’t wear any. In fact I recommend that Teri never wear any. It’s easier to smell her coming that way. I like to know when a star is nearby.

I have seen that ass in my dreams. That tight body. Jessica Alba’s pretty sweet too… Oh Gaudalupe, cheap mexican help to the stars, please say you’ll be mine and let me caress the folds of that gargantuan leg….

Holy shit! Jessica Alba ass. This really is just like in my dreams, except in my dreams she’s hiding my salami instead of hiding a baby from the camera.

I have a thing for Christina Ricci. She’s so damn cute. I asked for an autograph once and she kicked me in my nuts. I think that’s when I fell for her. Hard-on and ball pain at the same time is an odd thing. I felt like we were married.