Stern has decided to help out a 22 year old virgin by auctioning off her virginity to a lucky listener. The 22 year old girl has a sister working in a whorehouse in Nevada which is where the consummation will take place for the lucky winner.

The girl being auctioned is going by the name Natalie Dylan. Natalie says she has no moral issues with the auction and that the money will help pay for her education.

If only more young girls cared so much about a proper education.

Dolly Parton is so mad that her boobs are fighting with each other, occasionally hitting her in the face. She’s mad about a bit where they altered the content of her recent audiobook. In the edited clip, Parton appears to make racist statements and accuse Kenny Rogers of violating young boys.

“It’s an absurd bit,” said Stern about an audiobook spoof in which Stern staffers took soundbytes of Parton reading her biography and reassembled them to make her sound like she was making racist and sexual statements. “It’s obviously parody and it’s funny as hell.”

Check out the audio clip here. It’s funny as hell.

[AOL]