Kim Kardashian’s ass has gets more attention then Captain Kirk at a nerd gathering. This here pic should settle the debate once and for all.

That’s a big ass!

I mean, I knew it was big. I just figured she had a buttpad. That ass is so big, a dingleberry falling from it could harm small animals. That ass is so big, there’s a good chance you could strike oil with the first thrust. That ass is so big, every couch she sits on turns into bucket seats. If she gets double teamed, it’s like a two car garage.

Damn, that ass is big!

You know, I’m starting to believe that Kim really does use a buttpad to make her ass look big. I’ve seen her sex tape, watched the show and I’ve seen her ass from every angle possible in my fantasies and I’m telling you, that ain’t her real ass.

That thing is like carrying your own high-chair with you. She must be like 6 feet tall while sitting. That thing could protect the freakin Mars Rover.

This is how the Gods play Tetris. They somehow used the lights of the building and programmed it all up professionally in order to play the game via a cell phone.

It’s called the Mikontalo Lights Project and was created by the students of Tampere University of Technology in Finland to gain global visibility for the university and highlight its rich student culture. Mission accomplished guys.

I would say we need an entire city block devoted to this kind of gaming on a massive scale.

The video is shaky because the guy filming it has the camera attached to his head. There’s another video of them playing Space Invaders after the jump.
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