Inflatable Projection Screen Beats Buying An Inflatable Doll
December 4th, 2008

Inflatable Projection Screen Beats Buying An Inflatable DollYou’ll need to find some way to tether this thing, but Open Air Cinema’s inflatable projection screen delivers 220″ of widescreen heaven. It beats buying a blow up doll like the one you have sitting next to you. With some helium everyone can see it.

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Hayden Panettiere Kissing A Co-Star With Huge Honker
September 15th, 2008

Hayden Panettiere Kissing A Co-Star With Huge HonkerJesus Christ! WTF. That honker is so freaking huge the dude has to be hiding a camera in that thing, filming the kiss super up close like that awesome vintage swedish porn stuff. Look at the way he’s grabbing her. Like he’s pulling her in closer to slurp her up with his Howard Stern implant. It’s a mammoth nose. The kind of nose that occasionally throughout history has saved the Jewish people while walking through deserts and such.

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Kim Kardashian’s Funny Facebook Ad
September 15th, 2008

Kim Kardashian\'s Funny Facebook AdThe Laura’s Weight Loss site is using Kim Kardashian’s image on their site to promote some weight loss program? What is the program? Taking every inch of fat and jamming it in your dumper? I guess the regiment is to rest your ass on the couch, eat chocolate and ice cream and grow as if somebody’s shoving phone books under you.

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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Spotted In The Wild
June 16th, 2008

Kim\'s Big Fat Ass!
Kim Kardashian’s ass has gets more attention then Captain Kirk at a nerd gathering. This here pic should settle the debate once and for all.

That’s a big ass!

I mean, I knew it was big. I just figured she had a buttpad. That ass is so big, a dingleberry falling from it could harm small animals. That ass is so big, there’s a good chance you could strike oil with the first thrust. That ass is so big, every couch she sits on turns into bucket seats. If she gets double teamed, it’s like a two car garage.

Damn, that ass is big!

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Kim Kardashian Goes Shopping, Buttpad Tags Along
June 9th, 2008

The truck gives you some idea of scaleYou know, I’m starting to believe that Kim really does use a buttpad to make her ass look big. I’ve seen her sex tape, watched the show and I’ve seen her ass from every angle possible in my fantasies and I’m telling you, that ain’t her real ass.

That thing is like carrying your own high-chair with you. She must be like 6 feet tall while sitting. That thing could protect the freakin Mars Rover.

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Huge Tetris Game Played On Building
December 12th, 2007

This is how the Gods play Tetris. They somehow used the lights of the building and programmed it all up professionally in order to play the game via a cell phone.

It’s called the Mikontalo Lights Project and was created by the students of Tampere University of Technology in Finland to gain global visibility for the university and highlight its rich student culture. Mission accomplished guys.

I would say we need an entire city block devoted to this kind of gaming on a massive scale.

The video is shaky because the guy filming it has the camera attached to his head. There’s another video of them playing Space Invaders after the jump.
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