A new book about Hef, titled “Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream,” provides details about his open sexual history with family and friends. It tells us what we already knew. That the man is a freak.

“One night after [Hugh] and Millie watched a stag film with Janie and Eldon Sellers, he suggested that the four of them make love on the same bed, each husband to his own wife. They did and in Sellers’ words, ‘It was different and exciting.’ According to Millie, Hugh began to hint at switching partners, apparently suggesting it with the Sellerses, although the swap never materialized.”

Hef then went further, trying a foursome out on his own family. “It did happen with his brother, Keith, and his wife, Rae, one evening,” Watts writes. “[But] while Millie ultimately backed out of having sex with Keith, Hugh slept with his sister-in-law.”

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Here’s Hef with his 3 top earners at the 36th Annual AFI Life Achievement Awards ceremony. These aren’t the brightest pegs in the lite-brite set, but between them, they could probably screw in a lightbulb while simultaneously looking toward the camera. Just a side note, I’m pretty sure Hef’s dick has been wrecked for years.

Hugh Hefner recently turned 82, so Pam Anderson jumped out of his birthday cake! Scared him to death too, so he clutched his heart and asked for one last piece of poontang. That last part is a lie, but very likely.

Don’t get me wrong, Pam was a hot babe many years ago, but today she looks like one of those overly tanned older ladies with too much make-up. Too much plastic surgery. Might as well have one of the Golden Girls jumping out of the cake.

The Girls Next Door did not want to be outdone so presented Hugh with chocolate-shaped body parts. Wilkinson said. “We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all.”

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The Playboy founder recently told Extra that Miley Cyrus would be “welcomed in the magazine” when she’s of legal age.

Last week, Miley Cyrus was “embarrassed” by a racy, topless photo shoot by Annie Leibowitz for Vanity Fair. Didn’t bother Hef.

“To make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality,” Hefner said.

[thehollywoodgossip]