In my off time when I am not contemplating the death of various PopTherapy editors, I have been studying the fine art of comedy. . . More specifically, geek comedy. I have noticed that it seems to be a popular concept.

I would like to test a few jokes on your human sensibilities. . . Geek jokes will now commence . . . With a Star Trek slant.

Query: How does one protect data?

Answer: Hide him behind Worf.

Did you find that humorous?

Query: What do you call it when the omnipotent being known as Q gives you advice?

Answer: A Q-Tip. . .

When William Shatner enters Brooklyn, does he phone ahead and say “Kirk to Bridge”?

As Christmas approaches, some of us can’t help but lament on some choice moments from the Star Wars saga that never quite made it to store shelves. Here are a few toys that Lucas has been denying us, blast his flannel wearing hide! Courtesy of McMorran.

Want to recreate the moisture farm massacre, where Luke’s aunt and uncle were killed by imperial stormtroopers? I hear ya. Me too.

More toys that we should have had include the ‘Force’ action figure, and that dead Ewok from Jedi. How about a box full of rocks from the Princess’s home planet Alderaan freshly destroyed by the Death Star?

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