Heather Locklear Needs attention, goes into rehab-DSF
Heidi Montag Can’t Sing-DIC
Charlize Theron Does Letterman, TRL-CG
Heidi and Spencer: The Epitome of Coolness-THG
Brooke Hogan talks about her mom-CP
Shaq freestyles his Kobe hate in NYC-CR

Need I say more?

Happy hump day. Geeks don’t have much game with the ladies. But they know how to please a PC case. Just put on some Barry white and get busy with that sexy biatch of a PC case. Yeah baby. Who’s your daddy? I’m gonna upgrade you real good.

[arabaquarius]

Because i care….

And so another hump day is upon us. I don’t know about you, but I’ve always wanted to hump Rose McGowan. In my case, she seems to think that a slap on the face and a restraining order is foreplay, but hey that’s cool. I’ll play her game.

Let’s face it, there’s only one of her and wayyy too many guys that want to get with her. Now you can have the next best thing. The Rose McGowan doll is completely lifelike, with a fully articulated skeleton for anatomically correct positioning. This doll is scarily life-like. It looks just like her! It has the most expensive silicone rubbers for an ultra-flesh like feel. You can do her for about $5,499.99.

Perfect for rich pervs to defile her. I would be interested in seeing a side by side comparison of both, as one ages and the other is…used… I bet in the end, they end up looking about the same…

Throw in a machine gun leg and I’m there baby.

[Retardmedia]

It’s hump day here at the ‘Therapy. What better way to celebrate then by watching a pair of bunnies do the nasty. In order to make this a reality, all you need are a few AA batteries and in no time, you will have these two Bonking Bunnies humping like the rabbits they are. Also included are orgasmic sound effects for that added touch of realism. I really like the expression on the receiving bunny’s face.

Alas, it will take time for delivery and by then hump day will be over. I guess it’s back to posing action figures on my desk. There’s only so many times an ewok can give it to Princess Leia in the cockpit of a Tie Fighter.

[Nerd Approved]