Is there any better way to introduce children to the birds and the bees, then by teaching through the packaging of their toys? I think not. Dinosaurs humping. If Barbie and Ken were packaged like this, parents would not have to explain sex to their kids.

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People like to watch animals humping. Because they’re humping and they’re animals. Add a coin and watch two porkers making bacon. Or, if you like fatties, watch elephants doin the nasty. Each bank costs about $21.

If it amuses you more than once or twice, seek help.

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This must be the latest sex tape, but I can’t figure out which anorexic tart is humping who.

[More Skeletons humping]

In an interview with Oprah, Cher revealed her relationship with Tom Cruise.

Jesus, thinking about these two humping is like walking in on two retards fucking. You’re not sure who you feel more sorry for, but it’s sloppy and wrong and your lunch is on the floor.

“He was a shy boy. He didn’t have any money. One night we walked into this restaurant in New York and this girl came up, this waitress came up and she took our order and stuff like that and he said, ‘I knew that girl in school and she wouldn’t give me the time of day.’ “

Cher also said, ”I lived in his apartment.” Tom Cruise was 23 at the time; Cher was 39.

So, she likes gay men. What’s the problem?

In the pic he’s all like, “OMG, it was weird with a vagina.” And she’s all like, “OMG, I know. But you still did good.”

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It’s hump day here at the ‘Therapy. What better way to celebrate then by watching a pair of bunnies do the nasty. In order to make this a reality, all you need are a few AA batteries and in no time, you will have these two Bonking Bunnies humping like the rabbits they are. Also included are orgasmic sound effects for that added touch of realism. I really like the expression on the receiving bunny’s face.

Alas, it will take time for delivery and by then hump day will be over. I guess it’s back to posing action figures on my desk. There’s only so many times an ewok can give it to Princess Leia in the cockpit of a Tie Fighter.

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