Look at the pic above. The angel of VD has come to wave her magic wand and unleash crabs all over your pubes. It’s an ad campaign for her latest perfume, which I’m guessing smells like hooker with a touch of vomit and desperation….But I’d still do her.

My dick is so confused. Here’s Britney looking hot again in a bikini after a long period of being flabby and crabby. Honestly, I’d hit that. Of course after you hit that, you’d have to run because she might shape shift again into her dumpy flabby armed form.