As usual Sarah Palin failed to exercise any intelligence at all while opening her mouth. If America needs further proof that she and her staff are idiots, I’m not sure what would convince them. Should this ditzy and ignorant backwoods Barbie and her angry old man get elected, I truly am scared for our country. God help us all. I just pray that you people get out and vote on Tuesday and secure our future by sparing us this dangerous duo.

Aside from the danger she poses to our country, this is funny stuff.

A lingerie-clad Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon rode on the back of a fire truck to a Halloween party in New York City last night. Way to go Mariah. One less emergency vehicle available to respond to real people’s needs. Hopefully, your place did not burn down while Mariah was slutting it up.

Jamie Lynn Spears and now this tard. There are more but I’m too lazy to name names. Louisiana sure churns out it’s share of retards. They’ll probably vote McCain/Palin. Anyway, Miss Louisiana Teen USA Lindsey Evans was stripped of her title today after she was busted pulling a “dine-and-dash” at a restaurant. She left her purse at the scene. A purse full of pot. Yeah. These kinds of dumb fuckers and their parents love them some McCain. TMZ reports:

We just got an advance copy of a statement that will be released from Paula Miles, President of RPM, sponsor of the LA. pageant.
“Lindsey Evans has been part of an organization that believes in opportunities when earned and consequences when warranted. Due to recent circumstances, Lindsey has been relieved of her duties as Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 effective immediately.”
Here’s the insult to injury. She only had 10 days left on her reign. But pageant officials didn’t have the patience to wait.

Good ole Louisiana. The state motto is “I don backed a sheep in a corner.”

I’d be drinking too if I had to sit through all those idiots. They all sound like they’re singing through a cat’s ass.

I try not to watch the show myself, but apparently the kooky judge gave a critique for a performance that had yet to take place last night. I’d say that shows clearly that the show is scripted. It also shows that she may have been hitting the sauce.

[thehollywoodgossip]