Eva Longoria in a bikini… It’s a good Friday. Thank you God for skimpy bikinis and brave photographers. And now, a poem.

Eva Longoria
I want you to be my whoria
I would do you so long
You would be sore-ira

[Bauer-Griffin]

Yeah that’s real nice. My cat does that. She don’t know to wipe her ass with toilet paper either after taking a dump. That’s probably why my carpet looks all striped and skidmarked.

Here’s some more Kim Kardashian bikin pics. Thank god there’s no ass pics. She dropped her phone in front of a Motorcycle bar one day and bent over to pick it up. You really can’t blame the guy for thinking that ass was a place to park and secure his front tire. Anyway, enjoy. Hit the link for more.

[celebrity.rightpundits]

Do you see what I see? I share because I love you.

[Taxidriver]

We here at the Therapy like to help all the whack-jobs with weird fetishes. With that in mind, here’s Jessica Alba’s pregnant belly. Have fun.

Because i care….

With any other train wreck, the train derails, skids for a few hundred feet and then all is quiet. Not with Amy Winehouse. This is a super slow mo wreck, thus all of the gruesome details are exposed. Like this pic above.

Wtf? Is she really blowing a french fry? I’m pretty damn sure if we had video, there would be monkey noises. Looks like she’s taking some sort of IQ test there, so she probably earned her food. And you know that bag doubles as a barf catcher when she’s done.

Could this be Amy Winehouse auditioning for the part of Mary-Ann in the new Addams Family version of Giligan’s Island? I’m guessing yes.

That right there is enough to put Gilligan and the skipper in the hammock together.

Or so it would seem… A week after getting caught smoking a doobie in a London park, our favorite freak of nature Amy Winehouse took to the streets on Tuesday night and eyewitnesses snapped some photos of the creature.

She is no longer just a train wreck. This is like a 747 hitting a schoolbus at a stoplight. Just look at that glazed look as she communicates with another realm. Frankly I’m surprised the shirt is as white as it is. Even her hair is like wtf? and almost looks like a question mark near her necklace. I’m pretty sure anybody with standards low enough could just walk right up to her and do her for about 15 minutes, then send her on her way and she’d be none the wiser as she goes about her business of mumbling and stumbling.

[AOL]

When you write for several tech blogs and an entertainment blog, this image gives you a hell of a headache from time to time. No matter how many times you refresh the page, this plastic pendant will not load.

The necklace is leather with a silver clasp, and at 17″, you can keep checking the image on your chest, but it ain’t gonna load. It will cost you $20.

[Thinkgeek]