No one rocked the jumpsuit like Elvis. And it didn’t matter if it was fat Elvis or the more slim Elvis. Well, here’s some news that should make Elvis fans drop their Peanut Butter and Banana sandwiches. Some never-before-seen photos have surfaced of Elvis rocking Madison Square Garden in all his 70’s jumpsuited glory. The images were taken in 1972 by George Kalinsky, the official photographer of MSG.(The arena not the food ingredient.)

What’s rare is how crisp and clear the photos are. You won’t see many Elvis photos like them.

Cool news. It should ease his troubled ghostly spirit. Lately he’s been spinning around in his grave due to the fact that his wife has the face of the grim reaper of plastic surgery and his daughter can no longer fit into ANY jumpsuit.

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Before Sarah Larson was George Clooney’s arm puppet, she was a real party girl as evidenced by this photo and others. George, you the man. Not only did someone get her to lick something off a magazine, but somehow they talked her into sticking a beverage in her crack, apparently. Nice work all around.

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I must be a well-loved carpenter out of work, because I keep getting wood from unexpected sources. Case in point, these Lindsay Lohan Nude photos where she tries to look like Marilyn. I’m not all that into Lindsay, but I admit there’s something sexy about some of these shots. Not the one above though, that weird thing she’s doing with her mouth ruins it.

The story goes like this: In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot some Marilyn Monroe pictures at the Hotel Bel-Air that have become known as “The Last Sitting.”

Now 46 years later and New York Magazine has attempted to duplicate this montage with Lohan. Why? Who the hell knows. I guess we gotta get somebodt nude and in a Marilyn wig. They both like/liked sex a whole lot, I hear they are both easy, and of course both really like a good drug.

Is that a tattoo on Lindsay’s ass, or the photograher’s handprint? Could be a permanent slap imprint from several guys taking the reigns and urging her onward.

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Apparently, it wasn’t enough to have a cartoon Pochahontas movie. Now Disney is making a live action movie. The good news is that Pochahontas just got hotter as Jessica Biel will have the title role.

Which makes sense given how many teepees she has erected.

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Paris Hilton’s new product is a “Champagne In A Can”. Brilliant concept.

She seems to have gone to the “100 monkeys in a room full of typewriters” business school. But she isn’t waiting for them to come up with Shakespeare. She’s taking every idea they crank out, cleaning up the feces encrusted fingerprints from the page and running to the bank.

Leaving her Brain Trust behind, the heiress is bearing it all in a risqué new ad campaign for her new brew. She’s off to Europe for a promotional tour.

She must have snagged the name from the nearest typewriter on her way out too, because she’s calling it Rich Prosecco.(Look, it comes in a can. Get over yourself)

Come to think of it, “Champagne in a can” kinda sums her up as well. Something snooty and rich, yet somehow lacking class.

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AICN is showing off some new Batman and Joker images. I’m not sure I like the new Batman look, it seems to be going in a bad direction. But the Joker looks closer to the Comic Book then ever. I would hate to run into that Mascara wearing maniac in some Gotham alley.

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