You might remember our list of 25 awesome geek cakes. Well, here’s another 25. I get a sugar rush just looking at these. Hit the link for all of them in all their sugary glory.

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As geek cakes go, this one is fairly simple, yet amazingly awesome. It will let you relive that classic scene from raiders before devouring it’s sugary deliciousness. I hope he has the weight right on that pouch…

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I haven’t seen the Indy movie yet cuz I’m so damn cheap, but people are plenty pissed off about it. This week’s “South Park” episode attacked George Lucas and Steven Spielberg for allegedly “raping Indiana Jones” when they brought him back to the silver screen in “Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull.”

Paramount and its parent company Viacom also produce South Park. So that makes the studio execs all pissed off too.

Here’s a geek toy from the last Indy movie that won’t win your kid any friends as he controls a giant ant with a Crystal Skull remote. It’s just creepy. He’ll become known as the “Ant kid”. It aint good.

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Harrison Ford may or may not be smoking crack. He basically just announced that a fifth Indiana Jones movie is potentially on the way. As Ford told the L.A. Times:

“It’s crazy but great,” the 66-year-old Ford said. “George is in think mode right now.”

Let’s hope this is a different think mode then the one that produced Ewoks and Jar-Jar. Someone really should take away George’s toys.

Why not completely geek the hell out by buying this lost ark replica for your desk. You know, to celebrate that guy with the whip still making movies at 70 something. I hear the sequel is already in the works. Indiana Jones and the Lost Dentures. Is he still doing Ally McBeal? Anybody know?

You can also get the Holy Grail to hold your paperclips and the fertility idol will handle your pens.

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This inferior replica of the real thing looks like it had stitches and has had it’s skull elongated in back. Looks like lucite. Not nearly as attractive as the skulls Indy hunts for. It’s pretty crappy. Indy would not approve. It comes with a set of slides featuring famous archaeological sites and scenes from the Indiana Jones films that can be projected on a wall when inserted into the Skull. It will cost you $39.99.

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The latest adventure, “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,” got a respectful though maybe not glowing reaction on Sunday at the Cannes Film Festival.

Some loved it, some called it slick and enjoyable though formulaic, some said it was not worth the 19-year wait. Ouch!

“They should have left well enough alone,” said J. Sperling Reich, who writes for FilmStew.com. “It really looked like they were going through the motions. It really looked like no one had their heart in it.”

The applause was apparently louder at the outset, though. Fans at the early afternoon showing, cheered and clapped wildly at an announcement that the screening was about to start. Some even hummed the Indiana Jones fanfare as the lights went down. But at the end it wasn’t quite the same enthusiasm.

Conchita Casanovas, of Spain’s RNE radio, said she was “bored to death.”

There were some positive thoughts as well, but from what I can gather, it was mostly otherwise.

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It will cost you $99. Everyone will know you are a nerd pretending to be a hero, but who cares right? We’ve You’ve been laughed at your whole life anyway. Tip: Never EVER ask your wife for sex while wearing a fedora and asking her to dress up like a Nazi chick because you want to raid her ark. It’s all good until you bring the whip out…And it turns on you. You’d be surprised how creative an angry woman with a whip can get.

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The new Indiana Jones film will hit theaters in less than a month. Now you can get yourself a toy version of Indy’s most famous accessory. The bull whip. “Throw me the idol, I’ll throw you the whip.”

Watch your kid break every damn thing in your house, while he’s pretending to be an archaeologist.

Yes, it’s lame. Not dangerous at all. It’s a three foot soft whip with a plastic handle that plays authentic whip-cracking sound effects as you swing it, and the well-known Indiana Jones theme music. A switch on the handle turns the sounds on and off, and it even features a carrying strap for attaching it to your belt. It will cost you $26.99.

I personally was hoping for something a bit more dangerous.

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