What is it with Kate Beckinsale and vaginas? She can’t seem to stop talking about them. When last we checked in with her, she was talking about how her “twat” was her best feature.

Kate on Sushi:

“I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down.”

“He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, ‘What’s the matter with you?’ But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.”

I hate sushi too, but damn Kate! You talk about vaginas more then a gynecologist at a Spice Girls concert.

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That must be the case because when I fantasize about her, that’s usually where I can be found.

Interview with Allure magazine:

“I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”

Kate sinks to lower depths when asked about her best feature. She gushes: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”

After a giggling fit, Kate then enlighten the interviewer, by silently mouthing the magical words: “My twat.”

What a class act. Now that she’s open about her vaginal good looks, maybe she’ll send it to casting calls. It could get starring roles easy if it’s really that good.

I’m thinking that Kate’s vagina can replace Owen Wilson entirely. I don’t think people would know the difference.

Btw, I could totally walk her cooch down the red carpet, but it would just look like I was supporting a Kate Beckinsale puppet on my arm

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Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriend Riley Giles is now talking to a British tabloid about Lindsay’s personal life. In an interview with News of the World, Giles says that Lohan is a sex addict and he even details alot of what they did together and talks about what she looks like without clothes on.

Giles says that she:

“quit coke & got hooked on sex with me.”

He also talks about a mountain cabin getaway where they went to escape rehab together. (Ahhh. Junkies. That’s so cute.) He says they locked the door, tore off all of their clothes and went at it “like rabbits.”

According to News of the world:

“the wild-child actress craved marathon nights of lust as she broke off her lethal love affair with drink and cocaine.”

Another direct qoute from Giles:

“Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night … We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”

Seems like Lindsay is the dream girl most guys are looking for.

Lindsay could not be reached for comment as she was no doubt too busy having still more sex.

[MSNBC]