Billy took his cowboy hat and boots to the Today show to try to promote his upcoming show
Nashville Star and talk about the fact that it will have 2 or 3 viewers. As usual he uses his daughter’s fame to promote his own show. When asked about his slut offspring daughter’s racy pics he said:

“I didn’t know they were going to strip her down and wrap her in a blanket,”

Whatever. That’s the same exact thing I said to the cops when they caught hauling livestock across state lines. You don’t want to know.

He basically said he’s ok with the whole thing. Billy Ray Cleetus is finding that it aint all easy since he packed up the truck and moved to Beverly. So he’s been banking on his daughter’s skanking.

The Miley Cyrus train wreck in the making just keeps on chugging. Now, she’s reportedly dating a much older man – a 22-year-old. Miley is only 15.

Normally, that would land a guy in jail, but rules are different in Hollywood. Famous jailbait apparently makes it alright. The pedophile in question, I mean, boyfriend, is her 22-year-old backup dancer, Marshall. The two have been caught flirting on camera and kissing and hugging each other. I wonder what Billy Ray thinks about this. It is perfectly acceptable in hillbilly law.