Fuck. The Spears push out more toddlers then Disney at closing time. Jamie Lynn Spears, might already be knocked up again according to The National Enquirer. They are reporting that Britney’s sis is eight weeks pregnant. This is only three months after she gave birth to her other spawn.

In what is surely a flashback to Jamie Lynn’s own birth, her friends urge an abortion.

“They’ve reminded Jamie Lynn how much trouble she had adjusting to motherhood with Maddie, and pointed out that having a second baby now would only be a recipe for disaster,” a source said.

Is Jamie Lynn going to have her baby girl today? I have no idea. All these hos having other future hos is too freakin much. One ho begets another ho, who grows up and strips and has another ho who has a failed career and is easy to bang and so begets another ho. The endless circle of skank life.

Here’s a real class act, if this is true. Jamie Lynn Spears shocked some boy during a party by asking him for sex. She put the moves on and made a good argument:

“It’s cool, I’m pregnant. I can’t get pregnant again!”

Frankly, I’m surprised she realizes that.

A friend from her hometown said:

“I know for a fact that Casey [Aldridge, reportedly her baby daddy] was not the first guy she slept with — or the last. There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent.”

“Some people drink to have a good time. But she drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that.”

Damn. I drink to forget about the Spears clan too! Especially with pics like the one above. She’s dressed like some kind of bizarre crayola turtle.

[Damnimcute]

Please. This shouldn’t surprise anyone. Aren’t the Spears sisters from Louisiana? So Jamie Lynn was already very likely barefoot. Now she will just be barefoot and pregnant.

We all knew that with Brit’s success, the younger one would be pressured to enter the spotlight and follow in her footsteps. Seems like she is taking her role very seriously. Pregnant, just like her big sis role model. She says that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

BUT if she really wanted to follow in her sis’ footsteps she would have let K-Fed knock her up. That would have been a story.

Oh…She’s only 16.

“It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,” she said. “I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”

Like…OMG! F**king can lead to a baby?

[AOL]

So, this past weekend the Spears girls spent some quality time together. It was good to see Britney with family. Hopefully she had a long talk with sis Jamie Lynn, because the younger Spears still has her own dramatic rise and tragic fall ahead of her. It’s good to have a mentor. Someone to tell you how to handle paparazzi, or how to dance like a zombie at the VMA awards. Even how to hook up with slacker losers like Kevin Federline and let them suck from your career like a pale, white boy, rapping leech. Ahh sisters. It is a special bond…What a special day…

Until a local(And I can only assume slightly inebriated redneck)woman starts yelling “Get the f–k out of our neighborhood, Britney! Nobody wants you in this neighborhood!”

But sisters don’t let that jazz go down. Jamie Lynn defended what little is left of Brit’s honor at this point, yelling, “Move the f–k out!” Then the possibly psycho woman reached out as if to push Jamie Lynn, but Brit pulled her back. Check out the video.

Can’t you just see Britney and jamie making a kick-Ass superhero team?

Spears Twin powers, activate!

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