Japan is way ahead of us when it comes to combining boob and pudding technologies. Here in the U.S. we just can’t seem to make it work. It may have something to do with the juxtaposition of making tech things smaller, while boobs need to be bigger. I’m not sure.

These are all over Japanese markets and department stores. Word is that the boob puddings taste milky, sweet and have a vaguely slimy taste to them.

[Inventorspot]

If you want to sell something, just add the Star Wars element and it will sell. That’s why Georgie-Porgie Lucas pimps out the Star Wars brand all over the damn world. StarWars.com recently published a collection of ‘10 Cool Star Wars Posters from Japan’ and among them are these ads from a Panasonic Star Wars campaign from the late ’80s and early ’90s.

Yeah, that’s real great George, riding a satellite dish while sandwiched between an Ewok and a Wookie. Looks like just another night in your mansion. George and the Ewok both look quite content to be on the receiving end, while the Wookie is really giving them the business.

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Mario Kart Wii has been almost as highly-anticipated as Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii was. It sold over 300,000 copies on launch day in Japan. However, it was outdone this week in sales by some bouncy animated boobs. Bokudake no Kajitsu is an erotic title for the PSP. What’s shocking is that Mario Kart was beaten by a game about sex. Then again, sex is what most gamers probably crave the most.

Boobs VS. Mario Kart. Boobs have won.

[Kotaku]

It looks like the same company that gave us the F-Cup cookies has a new way to create skin torpedoes.

This time, “F-Cup Pudding” will do the trick. Supposedly, it tastes like Mango appropriately, since larger Mangos are what is created.

Let’s just hope the sudden cookie, pudding combination doesn’t create a new race of forward leaning super soldiers, with huge guns and bad backs.

[Trends in Japan] VIA [Gizmodo]

Do you want bigger boobs, but don’t want the hassle of breast surgery? Just pig out on some F Cup cookies from Japan and your man is sure to stop dead in his tracks. That’s right, your cups can indeed runneth over with these cookies.

All you have to do is eat 2 a day apparently and you’ll have to beat guys away with a stick. Your grown children will want to suckle you! Car wrecks will be caused by your chest. You will suddenly have a modeling career.

And hopefully my phone number…

Who knows if they actually work, but if so I can see a Howard Stern endorsement in the near future as well as the male equivalent, for those guys who don’t quite measure up.

[Gizmodo]