People like to watch animals humping. Because they’re humping and they’re animals. Add a coin and watch two porkers making bacon. Or, if you like fatties, watch elephants doin the nasty. Each bank costs about $21.

If it amuses you more than once or twice, seek help.

[Geekologie]

Here’s a treat for those who love the taste of Latex, without all of that cock. You’ll love Condom Ice Cream. The package features a condom-loving turtle. But condoms kill turtles. It’s a fact. Condoms clog our oceans and turtles deep-throat them and gag, then die.

You’ll need a pair of scissors, because you have to cut the latex to get at the sweet condom juice inside.
No joke. Poor turtles.

[Condomunity]

Check out this weird psychedelic human slinky act. Watching this is like watching some drug-induced children’s program. The reaction of the Japanese audience is awesome too. They seem to think that it’s a real creature and I think they’re hoping that Godzilla shows up to rescue them.

Here’s something guaranteed to give you a geek boner and push that Batman comic out of your lap. A bunch of cosplay pictures. And I mean a bunch. Hit the link for all of them. Cuz I know you haven’t had this much fun since the Princess Peach Upskirts.

[Awesome Cosplayers]

Picture an alternate universe where the Kool-Aid guy breaks through a wall and demands your blood. Yeah, that’s Japan. It’s name is Kokoron-chan, a Japanese mascot to inspire people to donate blood. If you don’t, he’s gonna hold you down and take it.

[Pink Tentacle]

What would you call them? $25 dollars gets you a pretty Japanese girl dressed as a maid, who will happily exercise with you. I’m guessing that could lead to other things.

“For extra 5 dollar me stay longer and shine Wiimote. Want more? Me love you longtime just twenty dollar more.”

Like all good things the service is sadly only provided in the Refresh Club in Akihabara Japan.

The eyes on the girl in this creepy flash animation follow your mouse cursor. I can’t get over how real she looks.

Her eyes are all bloodshot too. I wonder if that is intentional. It’s really freakin’ me out man.