So this is an ad campaign from those kooky folks at PETA. Like Bob Barker, they want you to spay and neuter your pets. Who better to preach against animal sex then a human who has fucked her way through the human race like a horny silicon-titted comet…Jenna Jameson. Now that she has shagged every guy on Earth except me and has a spooge factory in her stomach to prove it, she thinks animals need to stop humping.

Hey Jenna, you forgot a dick. Over here. *waves* Here’s the deal, you bang me and I’ll chop off the testicles of any animal that comes within 100 yards of me. Cool?

It’s not unusual for Jenna Jameson to eat human flesh below the waist or dance on a pole. But here’s a pic of her all bloody and zombiefied. I can only guess that a Zombie flick with Jenna goes like this:

You have sex with a zombie and become one. Instead of brains, you walk the countryside slowly in search of cock. Once you find cock, you forcibly bang said cock and convert another. At least thats what I’m hoping for out of this movie.

You know, I like so many others used to despise PETA for their tactics, but these latest celeb ad campaigns constantly win me over. Don’t get me wrong, any human who doesn’t love animals is a waste of space, though I do also love a good hamburger. Thing is, they have gotten smart somewhere along the way and started using sex to sell their agenda, instead of tactics that fo too far. And we now love seeing what they will do next.

[Popcrunch]