In this “parody” video, Jessica Alba continues to encourage people to vote rather then sit on their ass and masturbate to her in movies. The video also features a muzzled Hayden Panettiere, which is somehow sexually arousing.

I have seen that ass in my dreams. That tight body. Jessica Alba’s pretty sweet too… Oh Gaudalupe, cheap mexican help to the stars, please say you’ll be mine and let me caress the folds of that gargantuan leg….

Holy shit! Jessica Alba ass. This really is just like in my dreams, except in my dreams she’s hiding my salami instead of hiding a baby from the camera.

Here’s Jessica Alba’s new advertisement campaign urging citizens to vote or something. Jessica posed wrapped in bondage for DeclareYourself.com. It doesn’t make me want to vote. It just makes me think she’s into really kinky and filthy sex after stopping off at Home Depot to buy some tape.

Jessica Alba is reportedly being considered to fill the thigh-high boots of Jane Fonda in the new remake of “Barbarella.” The news just got me instantly hard and my laptop did a double flip in the air. Luckily I caught it, deciding at the last minute to spare my computer rather then pleasure myself thinking about Jessica Alba as Barbarella. Wait. That’s the old sci-fi flick right? Not the elephant cartoon? Yeah that was Babar….

Jessica alba has given birth to many erections, now she’s creating new life in the form of a baby girl. It’s the first child for her and husband Cash Warren, before an impending divorce and several re-marriages. I only hope she can fit me in there somewhere for some hot milf sex.

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We here at the Therapy like to help all the whack-jobs with weird fetishes. With that in mind, here’s Jessica Alba’s pregnant belly. Have fun.

It’s easy to dismiss Jessica Alba as just another bubble headed Hollywood starlet. But perhaps she is not. Maybe, just maybe she has some redeeming qualities besides her obvious hotness.

For one thing, she is apparently an animal lover. And she loves them enough to show her support for her four-legged friends along with many other celebrities. Stars like Drew Barrymore, Courteney Cox, Jennifer Coolidge and Carmen Electra have all created one-of-kind, signed artwork to be auctioned off for animal advocacy group Rescue Train. Some other high profile names include Famke Janssen, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, David Arquette, Jason Biggs, Jim Belushi, Paula Abdul, Mimi Rogers, Lou Diamond Phillips, Patrika Darbo, Wolfgang Petersen, Eric Roberts, David Faustino, and Jane Lynch.

And of course Jessica Alba. Jessica, I’m sorry I doubted your skinny hollywood ass. Maybe there really is more to you then just being my not so bright fantasy girl in a tight Fantastic Four Costume….Maybe….But I gotta tell ya, that art is kinda like 1st grade, hang on the fridge art that you take down as soon as the kid’s not looking….So maybe I was right about you after all my sweet beautiful airhead.

Smartness aside, the important thing is that you care. You really care about the animals. And that says alot. That’s why I am naming you PopTherapy Actress of the week. Keep up the good work. And the art.

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