The Famous Faces Photo Ribbon Collection of bracelets by Pink Pooch Designs lets you wear your favorite Hollywood star as jewelry on your wrist.

They are created by designer Staci Caporuscio and the collection features 27 famous faces of both dead and un-dead celebrities like Marylin Monroe, Elvis Presley, and James Dean, Ellen Degeneres, even Miley Cyrus. You can get them in all sorts of custom styles, designs and sizes and they’ll cost you $50 to $150.

[styleguru]

Geekery and fashion spent the night together. Here’s their child. A very retro turntable ring. The turntable is made of real vinyl, with a moving stylus arm. It’s sterling silver. Just needs tiny records.

[Oyemodern]

If you are wearing these rings, chances are you are no stranger to getting your ass kicked. This is the height of geek fashion. These Periodic Rings from ITSNONAME are available in silver, gold, and platinum and each features the corresponding metal’s atomic number and weight.

They come in sizes 7, 8 and 9. But hold onto your pocket protectors, the silver will set you back $205, gold (14K yellow) $2,200, and the platinum a stunning $6,500.

[Notcot]

Be prepared, that’s my motto, good Boy Scout that I am. That’s why I can appreciate this viagra ring. Not that I need it, mind you. But it’s nice to know that when I get frail and old and still want a roll in the hay with a supple young blog groupie, there are certain safeguards in place.

All you need to do is break the glass(Or cheap plastic) in an emergency situation and soon you will be ready.

I wouldn’t advise wearing it publicly though, thereby advertising your flacidness. At $2.99 it’s a cheaper erection than the price of most porno mags.

[Nerd Approved]