“Batmobama & Robiden” by Paul Richmond.

And the John McCain Penguin.

Hayden Panettiere ‘endorses’ John McCain, in a clever way of showing retards and idiots who eat their own shit and fling it, the dangers of doing just that. I think it’s hot when Hayden says the Fuck word.

If McCains dick grew with every lie he wouldn’t need viagra anymore. Yesterday, Republican presidential candidate John McCain was supposed to appear on The Late Show with David Letterman, but he bailed at the last second to head to Washington and deal with the country’s mounting economic crisis. So he said. Turns out it was a typical McCain lie. He was down the street with Katie Couric in an interview.

Rightly, Letterman went off on some serious rants against McCain and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Madonna has sparked another controversy, this time not regarding her withered harpy body, but by including Republican presidential hopeful John McCain in a video montage shown on her new tour that includes Adolf Hitler and Robert Mugabe.

“The comparisons are outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time,” McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds said in a statement reported by Fox News.

The montage is shown as Madonna performs the song “Get Stupid” on her “Sticky & Sweet” tour. She shows images of McCain, Hitler and Mugabe among shots depicting destruction and global warming until the song ends, when images of John Lennon, Al Gore, Mahatma Gandhi and Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama are shown.

I don’t see the problem. It’s called Get Stupid. Does Mccain think he’s smart or something? He’s not and he deserves to be in the montage. He’s part of the problem, while enlightened individuals like John Lennon are the kind of solution we need.

This is like when the old guy in the retirement home starts bitching. You don’t really give a shit and you figure he just needs his diaper changed.

Paris Hilton actually got some respect from me with this video where she responds to that old fart Mccain.

Paris lays by the pool in a bathing suit looking through a magazine for the best place to get a tan. She says “only I’m not from the olden days… I’m just hot.”

She offers her solution to the nation’s energy crisis and excuses herself to pick out her vice president, assuming that, since she was in a commercial, she’s now a candidate. (She’s thinking Rihanna.)

Kathy Hilton, mother of celebri-ho Paris, is slamming GOP Presidential candidate John McCain for his recent ad featuring her daughter. Barack Obama was mockingly likened to the younger Hilton and Britney Spears, presumably because he’s a big celebrity too.

The Hiltons are pissed off because they donated $4,600 to the McCain campaign – the maximum allowed, $2,300, per person.