…But it still gave me a 1-up mushroom in my pants. It’s the work of Joiton, who sees the Mushroom Kingdom a little differently from you and me. Check out his page below to check out his other stuff. I swear I also saw Zelda getting double-teamed.

[Joiton] VIA [Likecool]

In honor of baby Jesus’ upcoming birrthday, I present to you these adorable Holiday decorations. They make a good looking creche or nativity scene.

I spy a huge cock cross, a buddha, satan and more.

[Blingdom of God]

Sometimes Lego creations are just plain wrong. Creative, but wrong. Much like the Lego S&M we showed you a few weeks ago.

Behold the Lego Concentration camp.

The prisoners are played by smiling skeletons from the “Pirate” set, while slightly modified figurines from the “Police Station” set appear as tormenters.
In the upper-left corner of each box we find the following statement: “This work by Zbigniew Libera has been sponsored by Lego” – as the project was made possible thanks to the bricks presented by the polish department of the Danish company. Upon its presentation in Denmark, LEGO headquarters has launched legal complaints against the artist, however as a result of a fierce press campaign it has decided to drop the lawsuit.

People need to stop their whining. They may not like it, and it may be just plain wrong, but it’s art. Hey at least the guy didn’t install a furnace where the mini-figs can enter and melt. I don’t think.

[Likecool]

Ever wanted to open a beer bottle with your ass crack? Or with someone else’s? Sadly it only leads to a torn rectum, with none of the fun usually associated with torn rectums. The Crack It Open wall mounted ass bottle opener will give you a rectum to open your beer. Isn’t that much better then a hospital visit?

[Nerd Approved]

Marry Our Daughter is a website that’s been getting lots of press lately. It’s where hillbillys parents post their daughters and ask for proposals. There’s a short paragraph explaining the girl, and then the cost of the marriage. Prices can range from $20,000-$50,000 but I found a few real bargains that have some defects. Missing a few teeth, an extra toe, that kind of thing. Here’s a testimonial:

Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!

Listen, this is why rednecks and computers don’t mix. “Cletus, get over here. I gots an idear. Our little Louann has to be worth at least a case of bud and a dental visit. Hot damn! It’s corn fritters tonight!”

[Marryourdaughter]

If you’ve ever wanted to make the plants in your home seem like the seedy underbelly of a city in urban decay, you’re in luck.

Drawing inspiration from the bonsai, park planters were created to elevate the common household plant to the status of full grown tree. The potted plant becomes the backdrop for an urban park scene. Ranging from dog walkers to flashers and muggers, no two scenes are alike ensuring the autonomy of each piece.

You’ll notice they failed to mention one guy blowing another guy.

[Scienceandsons]