What is it with Kate Beckinsale and vaginas? She can’t seem to stop talking about them. When last we checked in with her, she was talking about how her “twat” was her best feature.

Kate on Sushi:

“I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down.”

“He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, ‘What’s the matter with you?’ But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.”

I hate sushi too, but damn Kate! You talk about vaginas more then a gynecologist at a Spice Girls concert.

[DamnImcute]

That must be the case because when I fantasize about her, that’s usually where I can be found.

Interview with Allure magazine:

“I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”

Kate sinks to lower depths when asked about her best feature. She gushes: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”

After a giggling fit, Kate then enlighten the interviewer, by silently mouthing the magical words: “My twat.”

What a class act. Now that she’s open about her vaginal good looks, maybe she’ll send it to casting calls. It could get starring roles easy if it’s really that good.

I’m thinking that Kate’s vagina can replace Owen Wilson entirely. I don’t think people would know the difference.

Btw, I could totally walk her cooch down the red carpet, but it would just look like I was supporting a Kate Beckinsale puppet on my arm

[DIC]

According to Access Hollywood, Kate Beckinsale was treated at a Memphis-area hospital over the weekend. She went to the hospital on Sunday after experiencing some numbness in her left arm and leg. She had been concerned as it had lasted for a few days, but she was not in any pain.

Doctors determined that the problem was likely exhaustion and said she had not been taking her medication.(Wonder what that’s for).

But when Access Hollywood asked about it, a rep for the British actress said the reason that she had gone to the hospital was to accompany her assistant who had sprained her ankle.

Uhhh. Ok. Something’s not adding up here.

Such is Stardom. The only thing we know for sure is that she looks damn good on Screen. So, take your meds kate. I’m selfish and want to see more of you on screen.

[MSNBC]