So the question is, when is Katie Holmes going to produce another Tom Cruise spawn? You know, so Tome can take over the world with Scientology. Ok! Magazine reports:

In the December issue of Glamour, the star of the upcoming Australia explains that Connor, her teenage son with Tom, is still hoping for a brother. “[He] would like one of us to have a boy,” she confesses. “He wants that boy. Katie?”
“At 41, Nicole knows she’s not likely to have another baby,” a friend of the actress tells OK!. “It’s obviously up to the much younger Katie to give Connor that baby brother.”
And the Cruises are more than ready to welcome a new child into their lives.
“Katie and Tom very much want another baby,” a friend of the couple tells OK!. “There may be no better time than now for Katie to get pregnant again and absolutely nothing would make Tom happier.”

Look, it’s real simple. It’s called sex. Have some. Your demon spawn will follow soon after. Then you can continue your campaign of being the world’s biggest douche.

According to Page Six, Suri Cruise is in desperate need of friends. The 2-year-old daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise doesn’t seem to get much playtime with other toddlers. A local spy who’s seen Suri around other children says:

“Whenever she sees kids, she gets excited and runs up to them and hugs them as if she never gets to see kids her own age. There’s not a lot of socialization there.” Indeed, almost every day there are different shots of Suri with her mother – always shopping and always alone.

Poor kid.

I guess she’s already learning Tom’s art of Scientology hypnotism. You know the one that makes people like you even though you’re a douche. Katie looks naturally scared and subservient to Suri.

Protesters outside the “All My Sons” production expressed their displeasure with the cult of Scientology and Tom Cruise, who was personally on hand to babysit his Stepford wife.

Fuck! I don’t know whether to be excited or feel shame. This is like someone’s grandmother wearing a tight sweater and showing some nip. One one hand, it’s nipples, on the other is this some Walmart greeter off duty?

Scientology? You’re sucking on it. Shouldn’t she have moved on to sippy cups by now at least. Perhaps she sucks from the milk of special Scientology cows? weird. And Katie continues to look like an old yenta that you wouldn’t bang in a million years.

I’m surprised she isn’t wearing a sweater to the beach. Christ she looks like she’s from the 1950’s. Throw a B-movie monster at her and she’ll look right at home. Oh the monster is Tom.

Here she is again with the hair and clothing of my grandmother. Katie will make her Broadway debut on Sept. 18 in the play ” All My Sons”. Apparently Tom gave her permission to be out in the world.

So Tom and Kate moved into some new digs in Beverly Hills and threw a housewarming party. I’m guessing it involved rituals to their UFO god, where one guest gets anally raped at a time until they have enough butt-fuel to escape Earth’s velocity and get back to wherever the fuck they’re from. Oprah was there too. You’ll get a ton of methane ass fuel from that one.

It goes without saying, but I’m gonna say it anyway. The party had an ulterior Scientology motive:

One attendee said, “Everyone he’s been having issues with was invited: Sumner Redstone, Steven Spielberg, Oprah Winfrey, you name it. Then there were all the gays, which was hilarious because Scientology ‘cures’ gays . . . There’s a tenet in Scientology that basically says, ‘After you cut people off, you have to invite them back in

Scientology “cures” gays? I guess Tom is the exception to the rule.

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Recent pictures of 2-year-old Suri Cruise, spawn of Tom and Kate, still using a bottle made some question Tom and Katie’s parenting skills. But maybe it’s Scientology’s fault.

According to Defamer, L. Ron Hubbard ordered Scientologist moms to feed their children a mixture of barley water, homogenized milk, and lots of honey, which is a recipe he obtained during time travel to ancient Rome. Some say the cocktail can be toxic.

I say get all babies away from Scientologists as quick as humanly possible. But as far as their formula being toxic, I think it might surprise many people to know just how toxic most mainstream baby formula is as well. And I’m not just saying that so I can see moms breastfeeding. Okay, I am. I walk around the mall to get my fix of milfs handing out liquid lunch. So what?

[Defamer]