Katie Price has premiered her new line of clothing for horses. It includes blankets and brides. All in pink! which is weird enough, but what the hell is wrong with her face? She looks like she just tasted ass, which she probably did. Now, onto bigger issues, like which one is the horse?

The British lingerie model is probably just trying to attract attention. Or she really wants her boobs to feel gravity. Either way, that’s some quality cleavage. That’s gonna attract some midgets looking for milk, right there.