Kim Kardashian has been quiet lately. Probably because she’s making her own scents.

It has always been a dream of mine to start my own perfume business, since I love to mix fragrances together and come up with new and different scents! I hope you understand my total excitement as I let you, the readers of my blog, become the first to know that I am creating my own fragrance!!!

I have decided to work with New Wave Fragrances, who also distribute Ed Hardy and True Religions fragrances.

I’m guessing it smells like sex on a crab boat. With a touch of wet fart.

The Kardashians are in Monaco. They wanted a break from Americans staring at them and wanting to do them, so they’ve been enjoying Monte Carlo stares instead. The fourth Kardashian disappeared suddenly as she was sucked into Kim’s Gi-normous ass!

Her last words were, “My God…It’s full of stars”.

[Celebrity-Gossip]