Well, well, well, “look who’s talking” up Scientology now. I could easily counter her statement by saying, “I want you to look like you did in the 80’s”, but that ain’t gonna happen.

Kirstie Alley wants “everybody in the universe to experience” Scientology, the actress told the religion’s Source magazine after attending a Scientology summit in Florida last summer.

Here are some excerpts from The New York Post:

“I’m walking out an entirely different being, and I mean entirely different… My viewpoint on the fourth dynamic and mankind and other people changed. You know, I liked animals more than people! OK, I liked certain people, but the idea of ‘mankind’ – it really irritated me!”

“Then I realized why mankind upset me so much – it’s because I wasn’t taking responsibility!… Now, I have genuine affinity for mankind… I’ve made decisions here, big, crazy, great, brilliant decisions here about the magnitude I’m going to help this group and help this planet, and it’s real… I want everybody in the universe to experience this.”

The Source identified Alley as a founding member of the “Super Power Expansion Project.”

Then there’s the undated video that was found online last month, where Alley said, “Honest to God truth, without Scientology, I would be dead. Personally, I recommend it.”

We keep close tabs on Scientologists here at the Therapy. Why? Well, because these people need to be watched. Lest they find you in the middle of the night and sit you in a brainwashing chair. From there, it’s all jumping on Oprah’s couch and making videos for the cause.

[Dotspotter]