I don’t think anyone looks forward to some doctor sticking his exam finger in their rectum, though I am convinced that some freaky pervs do this themselves on a regular basis. Those are the dudes who discolored fingers always eager to shake your hand. Anyway, this kit will allow you to examine your prostate all by yourself. Maybe in candlelight. Includes a finger, lube and a mirror.

[Nerd Approved]

You and I know damn well that the Zombies are coming. I don’t know about you, but I aim to be prepared with several boom sticks that will separate the head-meat from the necks of those Zombie som’bitches.

I also aim to get me a chick with a machine gun leg, but I’m still working on that one.

Be prepared and get a kit. When the day comes, would you rather be ready? Or be a walking hemorrhoid?

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