You and I know damn well that the Zombies are coming. I don’t know about you, but I aim to be prepared with several boom sticks that will separate the head-meat from the necks of those Zombie som’bitches.

I also aim to get me a chick with a machine gun leg, but I’m still working on that one.

Be prepared and get a kit. When the day comes, would you rather be ready? Or be a walking hemorrhoid?

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