Kristen Bell is highly fuckable, but this poem shit really annoys me. In the half hour it took to film that rhyming turd, she could have been on film nude somewhere or in porn. Well, I also have a poem right back at her.

Nothing could be finer
Then Kristen Bell’s vaginer

See it glisten,
see it listen,
to all your hopes and dreams.

Watch it move,
watch it groove,
after I supplied the lube.

Oh Kristen
Oh Kristen
I work you like a piston.

But now it’s time to do you in your butt.

I hope you enjoyed that. I won an award for that poem in the third grade.

Here’s Kristen Bell getting sprayed with suntan lotion by her douche boyfriend.

Here’s Kristen Bell’s sex scene from the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Looks slightly entertaining.

If you’re like me Kristen Bell kind of turned you on as Veronica Mars, then she just came off annoying as her character on Heroes. I’m happy to announce, that I want her again! And you will too, thanks to this pic.

Hold onto your Darth Vader PSP’s nerds…Put down that Mountain Dew for a sec. She’s got a new movie coming out soon that will make every geek in the world hail her as their new Princess. There will be pin-ups, appearances at Comic-cons to sign autographs for drooling men-children, she may even get her own sexy action figure.

You see, she dresses up in the Princess Leia slave outfit in the upcoming movie FANBOYS.

This could be her moment in the sun. They’ll have to create a special nerd Oscar for this one. All in all this news pleases me and makes me wish that I was the fat bastard she’s chained to.

[CelebrityRumors]