Much to the relief of my aching ears, Jessica Simpson is heading to Kuwait, according to one fan site. I guess she needed a break from being a Dallas Cowboys crotch-puppet.

“Hey ya’ll. I just wanted to say hi, and let you know that I am hard at work on my country record, and I can’t wait to share it will all of you. I am heading to Kuwait to do a show for the troops, then back in the studio. I love you all and am so blessed by the support and love you show me everyday!! xoxo jess”

Poor bastards. This is exactly the kind of war time situation that gives one Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. I mean, she’s hot sure. But annoying as hell. And her chin is kinda squarish and scary. She’s like a beautiful apparition, the kind you can’t help feeling would suddenly turn on ya with claws and a deep man-voice.

Every one of those brave men and women in her audience deserve a medal of Valor. God bless you all. Each and every one. Brave men and women who take the shrapnel of her grating voice between the ears, so we don’t have to…

I’m getting all choked up….

Update:I’d still do her.

Update #2:There would have to be no talking…At all…

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