If you don’t have a girlfriend, then you probably lack something in your life capable of crushing your nuts. These Star Wars nutcrackers will do. Your nuts are no match for the power of the dark side.

Wait. Maybe they are. These things are non functional. wtf? Non functional nutcrackers. Whose gonna bust your nut? I was hoping it was Yoda’s mouth, but nope. Just for decorative purposes. Lame.

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What…The…Fuck? The girls over at ShinyShiny got news that the Indie film Juno may be getting the Wii treatment soon. This leaves me perplexed. I admit I don’t know squat about the movie, but judging by the commercials I’ve seen and the picture here, it involves a pregnant woman and a dork.

I have to say, it doesn’t look like it’s gonna give Zelda a run for the money. And I’m leary about playing this one. The last time my Wiimote had anything to do with a pregnant woman, I ended up married in Vegas at gunpoint. I haven’t had a quiet moment since.

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