Lindsay Lohans Leggings Great For Oral Sex
July 15th, 2008

Leggings protect your knees, not your tonsils
Lindsay Lohan came out with her “6126″ line of leggings to honor legendary actress Marilyn Monroe, but the one kind seems to be made for blowjobs. The ones pictured on the left feature knee pads and are called “Mr. President” because Marilyn blew JFK.

That Lindsay sure is a class act. I’d like to see a demo of these leggings in action. The slogan should be, “These leggings protect your knees, not your tonsils.”

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Sci-Fi + Fashion = Expensive…& Fugly
January 3rd, 2008

Sci-Fi + Fashion

I was always of the opinion that Sci-Fi combined with fashion would produce some really cool cutting edge looks in real life. In general Sci-Fi clothing, at least as worn by the characters in movies and TV make men look ultra cool and make women look super sexy.

This is not one of those cases…

I present to you the C-3PO leg stockings, with a price tag of $159,000. Created by Nicolas Ghesquière for the Balenciaga collection, the C-3PO leggings are one of many sci-fi inspired designs. The collection also includes…Stormtrooper leggings. Yes Stormtrooper leggings. Cause we all know that Stormtroopers have the sexiest legs in the galaxy.

Other designs are based on Tron and The Terminator. You can see some of them here. And a video here.

[A Welsh View]

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