You have to admire a woman who knows what she wants and makes a homemade sign telling you. Jodie Marsh stopped by a radio show yesterday and sent out a request for sperm from any willing donor. Apparently, she’s a lesbian, but wants a baby.

Here’s the ultra sexy Megan fox in a bikini from the latest edition of GQ. As an added bonus, she’s sucking on something that doesn’t belong to you.

I’m really proud of Megan Fox. She has that stripper quality where you know she could work the pole, but she can also shift gears and just look Super hot and smoking in a non-whore way too. She’s the kind of girl HT^%U& !@_&^$ Fuck! I just soiled myself. Involuntary ejaculation. Had no idea what my other hand was doing. I see Megan Fox and I’m on autopilot.

Anyhow she talks about how, at 18, she dated a female stripper named Nikita.

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
Fox said Nikita would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.” The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.

Lindsay Lohan loves a good stiff one. At least that’s what her friends are telling OK! Magazine. That didn’t say exactly that, but you judge for yourself:

Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks seem to be appearing in the relationship. On August 5 at the Delano Hotel’s Florida Room, Lindsay, 22, cozied up to other men whenever Sam left her side.
“Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys,” an eyewitness tells OK!. “Lindsay is the aggressive one in the relationship,” an insider tells OK!. “Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it’s never enough.” Another friend adds, “Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous.”
Lindsay’s friend says, “She’ll be with the next guy who catches her eye — she can’t help it!”

It’s always nice when an old leathery skank mentors a young used up skank. The Sun reports that the pair will join forces for Madonna’s “sticky and sweet tour”. Sticky and sweet?

How about Itchy and Scratchy? That’s how your left feeling after being with either one. If Madonna looks at you through the TV your dick burns. They will “appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots”.

I think Hayden just got hotter with this story. She went and told the UK edition of Glamour magazine about her experimental ways … You know, kissing other girls. I’d be willing to help save the whales if she did that in front of me. And by in front of me, I mean in bed, dressed as Princess Zelda and Peach…

“It’s great to be single. It’s great to have boyfriends… or girlfriends. There are occasions when you kiss your best friend growing up, having fun and just goofing about. Like perfecting your technique!”

Here she is in the pic above trying out her technique.

[The Hollywood Gossip]

When you are a celebrity and want to drum up some quick PR, the quickest way to do so if you are a woman, is to passionately kiss another woman. If you feel that won’t get you the attention you crave, go ahead and make the other woman your sister…While your brother watches.

Okay, Penelope Cruz has gotten our attention.

Penelope Cruz and her sister Monica shared a passionate lesbian kiss on their younger brother’s music video, “Cosas Que Contar”.(Which probably means, “Damn. I actually got my two hot sisters to kiss and this pleases me.”)

According to FOX Pop Tarts’ Hollie McKay, the kiss was their brother Eduardo’s idea, who was seeking some publicity.

Well, you got it. I for one am appalled. So appalled in fact that I can’t seem to take my eyes off of it…Naughty.

[Celebrity-Gossip]