Someone, somewhere apparently followed through on that age old threat of, “I’m telling your mom!”, because Amy Winehouse’s mother has had enough. She wrote a public letter to a British Sunday newspaper pleading with her daughter to come home for help to deal with her personal traumas.

Now? I know someone tattled, because the tattood and graffitied subway wreck that is Amy Winehouse has been off the rails for a long freaking time. Apparently Mommy Winehouse hadn’t noticed before or was too embarrassed to come forward.

But when you are skinny enough, skanky enough, and class-less enough, I guess a good mom will come out of the depths and give you that ass-whoopin you really need.

If I could ask one thing of the mother…Two things: Please see that your precious little skank muffin keeps her clothes on at all times and please don’t let her reproduce with that freak of a husband.

I just saw a pic of the lovely couple and they look like they’re a shotgun short of being the Clampetts. As in Jed and Elly Mae. (How can they look so inbred, despite not being related?)

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