Look, we all know that you buy a Tokyoflash watch because you want to look all Sci-Fi. Who cares about understanding what time it is? Tenmetsu is the latest addition to the brand new line of Kisai timepieces from Japanese watch importer Tokyoflash. The idea behind this one is that with three LEDs positioned beneath each lens, you’ll get a transition between LED colors, creating an unusual look.

This one is nice and light weight because it’s made from aluminum. You can get one in either silver or black. So how do you read the time on this one? The time and date are shown in sequence by color. Red LEDs indicate 15 units, amber LEDs indicate 5 units and green LEDs indicate 1 unit, a combination of which present hours, minutes, months and date. Still confused? Me too.

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The Kisai Denshoku (Illumination) is an all new watch design from Tokyoflash. Just push a button and the 12 bars light up in a three-part sequence that will tell you the time. First it will flash for the hours, then 10-minute blocks, then individual minutes. It’s simple. What’s more, it’s an awesome piece of geek fashion. The watch is available now for $247 in both black and gray.

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Sure it looks like a cute little lawn decoration. But, uh…Can anyone see the potential offensive problem here?

The American Family Association is selling this Christmas Cross as a way of “letting your light shine for Christ this Christmas season.” The American Family Association is obviously not very bright. I wonder if they sell white Christmas robes that “let your light shine for Christ this Christmas season.” If so, hopefully the two products never cross paths.

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Mario Galaxy fans will love this lighted Wii mod. It’s got a bunch of LED lights, 59 to be exact, illuminating the Mario Galaxy logo, while others flicker on and off like stars. It’s also got Mario figures on either side.

It was being sold on Ebay and all proceeds would have gone to the Penny Arcade charity, Child’s Play. But it appears that those douche guzzling Nazis at Ebay have taken the auction down.

[Kotaku]